Crap. I honestly hadn't thought it would take me this little time to get caught. At least I wasn't doing anything suspicious. I didn't have my hand right on the handle of the door clearly labeled "Employees Only" or anything, thank God. Just poor, stupid looking Lois, lost in a different way than this lady could guess.

"Yeaaaah," I said slowly. I wasn't a very good actress, for all that I probably should be, given what I wanted to do with my life. But thankfully I was honestly confused as to where to go.

"I went to the bathroom and they were gone."