"Aww, I'm touched, I really am," Jake said, putting a hand over his heart and sighing dramatically. "That might be the sweetest thing anyone's said to me in like...five hours."

He picked up his fork and held it aloft over his plate. "Safe to eat now or are there more American traditions that I need to learn? Special song? Special handshake? Do I have to eat a specific food first?"

He tapped his fork against the plate and then added, "Do I have to make a speech since it's my first Thanksgiving?"