"You're trying to get me to disparage my country now?" Jake asked, tutting her and shaking his head. "I know I give you a lot of leeway but insulting the Union Jack's just not something I'm willing to do, mate. It's a step too far and my heart won't let me do it. Besides, we have a queen and you don't."

He stuck his tongue out at her before he started going for the food, dumping heaps onto his plate and not caring that various foods were going to end up mixed together in weird concoctions.

"Why cranberry on the turkey, though?" he asked her, shaking his head. "Turkey seems just fine without that and cranberry's not bad on its own. Gravy I can understand going on everything but cranberry sauce?"