I grinned toothily at him in response. Yes, there was definitely a part of me that was aching to make fun of Jake for whoever he brought home and to make whoever he brought home mildly uncomfortable. But I figured we were both here for a while anyway. There was still time to do my dirty work.

"I just don't want you to feel like a parent or anything," I said a touch more seriously. "Like, oh, I've got to make sure my kid's in bed by ten. As long as you're not, we're cool."