"Oh, please." I was borderline insulted by his insinuation that I didn't know what I was talking about. I knew people generally well enough to have a sense about this, but I knew Jake better than any kind of random guy.

"You're being weird." I poked him gently in the shoulder to get my point across. "I don't know how exactly or why, but you're being weird. Weirder than your normal Welsh weird."