"I'm being weird? How? Because I'm watching telly?" Jake asked, making a face and reaching over to poke her back. "What's Welsh weird, anyway? Is it different than Scottish weird? Irish weird?"

Maybe if he could get her off the topic of what was going on with him, she'd forget she even asked and he wouldn't have to figure out a way to lie to her or how to tell the truth without making himself sound completely shitty.

"You're American weird."